I thought I left my house looking a little more like this, and............................
Sooooo, I went into a thrift store to find an antique jar, which I found, and proceeded to the checkout. The total should have been 1.98 plus tax. She said "that's $1.93 please." I asked if it was on sale, cause it shoulda been over $2.00. She said no, that's with the discount. I said what discount? ...............and then it happened!!!! .................................."the over 55 discount"
.........................HHOORROORRSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I said "I'm NOT 55". She looked very embarrassed and gave me the discount anyway (like duh! at least!!). "Would you like a sack for that?" NO, I'LL JUST CARRY IT OUT WHILE I CRY ALL THE WAY TO MY CAR!
And so, I left the store feeling like this:
